amoying:

trying to go out without running into people you know:

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egberts:

where can i buy that for free

(via chilled)

snorlaxatives:

"remember that one time in 7th grade when you-"

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(via ugly)

(Source: thvnders, via oh-good-life)

My dear, I give zero fucks.

Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell (via underwhelmingbookquotes)

(via batmansymbol)

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snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

(via pizza)

octobra:

when you realize they weren’t waving to u 

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iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

(via chilled)

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

(via bestdayforme)

She is not “my girl.”

She belongs to herself, and to all of the world. And I am blessed, for with all her freedom, she still comes back to me, moment-to-moment, day-by-day, and night-by-night.

How much more blessed can I be?

Avraham Chaim, Thoughts after The Alchemist (via shayeofodile)

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