- teacher: y r ur eyes red
- me: allergies
- teacher: yea ur allergic to that dank ass kush
- me: hell yea
- teacher: hell yea
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
what i planned to do this summer
- paint and make art
- hang out with friends
what i actually did
- ruined every friendship i have
"when i was your age-"